Demetri Martin Quotes (Author of -This is a Book,Point Your Face at This, If It's Not Funny It's Art)| Humorous Quotes on Life |

Demetri Martin Quotes (Author of -This is a Book,Point Your Face at This, If It's Not Funny It's Art)| Humorous Quotes on Life |

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar. 
-Demetri Martin

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